when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
haVE U EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW FUNNY AND REDUNDANT THE TERM “COLOSSAL TITAN” IS out of fucKING CONTEXT LIKE??? IT LITERALLY MEAN S “BIG BIG” EVERYONE RUN HERE COMES…. big big…….
(Source: wendycorduroy, via itsa-me-amelie)
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
I know it’s less of a shock if you read His Last Bow, but it does blow my mind a bit that there’s an entire collection of ACD Holmes stories that were written and published after World War I.
Comparing historical timelines is my favorite activity, friends.
My personal favourite is that Victorian England, the American Old West, and the Meiji Restoration were all contemporary. You could have a proper VIctorian gentleman, an American cowboy, and a dispossessed samurai sharing drinks at the same bar, and while this scenario would be unusual, it’s not actually ahistorical.
(Naturally, this is most relevant if you’re a gamer.)